i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal

(via shewasstormborn)

at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa

at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts


My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language

(via darwindarlose)