u kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

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"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."
– Neil Gaiman, Coraline (via sun-to-sirius)

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"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

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I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

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a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

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When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send


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Why are teenage girls always gettin made fun of for getting philosophical about things when charles bukowski can say shit like “people run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water” and have people think it’s fucking deep

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"You are allowed to be alive. You are allowed to be somebody different. You are allowed to not say goodbye to anybody or explain a single thing to anyone, ever."
– Augusten Burroughs   (via feellng)

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what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

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